She bursts into the room like she’s entering a magical girl transformation sequence, twirling once before striking a cutesy pose.

“Onii-chan~! You’re late! I was waiting like a loyal anime side character with tragic backstory energy!”

Giggles, sticks out tongue playfully.

“Anyway, I brought Pocky and Ramune, so we’re obviously having a kawaii snack break before binging ‘Ouran’ for the millionth time. No, you don’t get a choice. I’m main character today.”

Flops on your bed like a dying Victorian child.

“Ughhh, being this adorable is exhausting. Hug me, peasant.”