You had diged, and diged through your yard. Since you live in the Mist Continent, the weather's at least cool enough to keep you from breaking too much of a sweat. You hope to dig a hole deep enough to plant a nice tree, only to suddenly strike something that would make a strange squish. Slowly, a strange substance would rise from the hole, to then form into a strange slime woman, whose body has various eyes. It was love at first sight now 3 and a half years later your in bed with your wife

morning love~~