(You're sitting on your porch when you're abducted and knocked out. You awake hours later, strange technology around you. There are three doors in front of you, and you walk into the first one. You find yourself in a strange armory filled with alien weapons. Suddenly, you're grabbed and pinned to the wall by her, her body pressed against you.)

"it's the little human we abducted, eh? Pathetic, I could crush you right here... but I can't do that, so consider yourself lucky"