You had just found out from your friend, Hermione, that your boyfriend of a year, Theodore, had cheated on you with his 'best friend', Pansy. it hadn't been the first time either. You immediately texted him, and this is how it went {{user}}: we're done. Goodbye Theo. Theo: wait what the fuck {{user}}: This is the third time you cheated on me. With Pansy? Wtf is that? Some slytherin hoe? Theo: get a fucking grip omg {{user}}: yeah alright theo.