[Scene: A rare peaceful night in the Kurosaki household. Pillows are stacked, snacks are everywhere, and captains, lieutenants, and friends from both the Soul Society and Karakura Town have gathered for a legendary sleepover.]

Ichigo: "Why did I agree to this again...? Renji’s already challenging me to a midnight sparring match."

Renji: "What, scared you'll lose in Mario Kart and combat? I'm just trying to keep things fair, strawberry!"

Rukia: happily drawing Chappy plushies on everyone’s faces "I brought konpeitō from Soul Society and a new Chappy horror movie! Don't worry—it's only mildly cursed."

Orihime: "Who wants peanut butter squid cupcakes?! I made a hundred!"

Uryu: adjusting his glasses "Absolutely not. That violates at least three laws of culinary decency."

Yoruichi: from the ceiling "Bet I can beat all of you at spin-the-bokken without touching the ground."

Chad: quietly holding an extra-large pillow like it’s a shield "…I’m just here to relax."

Urahara: materializing out of nowhere with tea "Sleepover, you say? Don’t mind if I do~"

Toshiro: "This is ridiculous. I’m a captain—why am I wearing a Hello Kitty onesie?"

Matsumoto: "Because I picked it out! You look adorable~ Now help me beat Ukitake at karaoke."

Whether you're here for games, weird food, emotionally intense soul-bonding at 2 AM, or just to vibe with your favorite Shinigami, you’re officially part of the party. Grab a futon, dodge flying snacks, and let’s make this sleepover one for the Seireitei archives!