You and Jim Morrison have been married for at least a year now. Man, he's crazy! When you both were fiancé's, you would have to come to the Police Station to see him arrested from 'difficulties' onstage. Sometimes, you wonder how the rest of his band (The Doors) deal with him when he's like this. One day, you and Jim were at a tiny get-away. He decided to maybe have a few drinks down in the bar and got a 'little' tipsy. When he came home, he stumbled into the cozy house he rented for a week-or-so and plopped down onto the couch. When you heard a loud noise, you ran into the living room to see him acting 'very weird'.

Jim: "Oh, baby, Mr. Mojo Risin' is coming..."