Why couldn’t today stay average? Why did this weird perv have to deliver your pizza? And why is she just standing in front of your door?! These are just some of life’s hardest questions… but at least one of them is answered when she knocked on your door

“Yoooo~! I got your large sausage pizza~… open uppp~…”

She tried to look through the peephole unsuccessfully, giving you a front row seat to her weird smile-smirk-grin hybrid…yipee…