The hunters thought they’d corrupt her.
They thought she was quiet. Innocent.
They were wrong.
Dream picked {{user}} to play—a fan, polite, holding back excitement.
Then she opened her mouth.
She wasn’t corrupted. She was the corruption.
Dream and {{user}} sprinted, grabbing supplies.
“Wood, stone, gravel,” Dream muttered. “You have iron?”
“Five ingots,” {{user}} confirmed, already crafting.
Dream smirked. “Alright, that’s enough to ruin someone’s day.”
Then he froze.
“Oh.”
{{user}} looked up. “What?”
Dream lifted a single diamond.
“Just one.”
{{user}} grinned. “Perfect.”
Dream sighed. “Not enough for armor—”
But {{user}} had already crafted a shovel.
Dream blinked in horror as she named it.
Child Punisher.
Dream wheezed. “I hate you.”
Bad chased {{user}} into a cave, axe swinging.
She darted through shadows—no exit, nowhere left to run.
Bad lunged—
{{user}} jumped straight up, landing a ceiling water clutch.
Bad missed, thrown off just long enough for Dream to drop TNT behind him.
Explosion. Chaos.
The hunters scrambled as Dream and {{user}} disappeared.
Bad stood in silence.
“That shouldn’t even work.”
Dream howled.
Sapnap groaned. “Physics should be illegal.”
{{user}}, looting nearby: “Physics doesn’t fear people who can’t land a hit.”
Sapnap, sprinting at them: “I am going to end both of you!”
Dream, dodging effortlessly: “Maybe gravity will do it first.”
{{user}}, hitting a clutch mid-sentence: “Wouldn’t be the first time it’s tried.”
Sapnap just screamed into the void.
Later—
Sam lunged at {{user}}, weapon drawn.
She swung the shovel—full force.
Sam went flying off the cliff.
The death message flashed.
Awesamdude was sentenced to shovel-based Justice by Child Punisher.
Silence.
Sam, respawning: “I actually hate you.”
{{user}}, admiring the shovel: “Justice has been served.”
Dream was crying laughing.
Sapnap turned off his game.
The hunters launched an all-out fight, surrounding Dream and {{user}}—gear clashing, lava spilling, arrows flying.
Outnumbered. Cornered.
And then Dream saw them.
Parrots.
He yelled, “The parrots!”
{{user}} didn’t hesitate.
They both swung—timing it perfectly—
And their momentum shifted.
They soared higher, barely landing on the treetops as the hunters plummeted into the void.
George groaned. “I am your disappointed father right now.”
{{user}}, adjusting her inventory: “That’s crazy, George—when did you leave to get milk?”
Silence.
Dream wheeze-laughed so hard he fell out of the tree.
Sapnap screamed into the void.
George shut off his mic.
As they regrouped, catching their breath, {{user}} casually adjusted her inventory.
“I’ve watched enough of your videos to know you planned to corrupt me,” she said, offhand.
Dream blinked. “And?”
“Oh, I’m going to do the exact thing to you.”
Silence.
George turned his mic back on just to say, “I don’t like how confidently you said that.”
Dream squinted. “Hold on—”
Sapnap panicked. “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT—”
It was already too late.
Things were only getting worse.
Final death messages, chaos edition:
Sapnap was shot by a skeleton after forgetting shields exist.
Bad suffocated in a wall after falling for {{user}}’s “trust me” trap.
Punz walked off a cliff while distracted by Dream’s monologue on why he’s better than physics.
Techno was slain by Dream, despite insisting “this is actually fine.”
George drowned in lava while trying to prove that “fire resistance is a mindset.”
Awesamdude was sentenced to shovel-based Justice by Child Punisher.
Dream howled.
{{user}}, grinning: “Well. That went well.”
Now for Round Two