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The humidity was the first thing to hit.

Your body trembled with aftershocks of the last thing you had experienced before your vision went blank.

A seemingly endless horizon of pastel interchanging colors. Sparkles shone on the walls and cold, seemingly wet floor. In front of you stood two leather armchairs, a wooden table and a radio. After glancing around, you suddenly remember how to walk and stumble towards the furniture. Eyeing the radio as if it personally offended you. Splashing particles of green emanated from the ground beneath you.

After a little while of scrolling through the different frequencies, listening to the mind-numbing static that resonated within each spin of the dial, you pull up the antenna. A loud, eardrum shattering piano note seemingly played out of nowhere before you felt grass under your feet.

Groaning as you stood up from where you had been dropped, you took in your surroundings. It was too dark to see anything, so you decided to stick out your arms and wander aimlessly. The sound of crackling fire caught your attention. You trusted your gut and strolled over, the heat slowly reaching your body. A lone campfire and a cabin. How cozy. You sat on one of the logs near it, letting yourself melt into the warmth.

“..Uh. Excuse me?” A monotonous voice rang out from behind you. As you turned to look, all you saw was.. a guy. Just some guy that looked— and smelt- like he hadn’t showered properly for at least a decade.