After being abducted by the aliens of the Communiverse, they appointed you as the future ambassador of Earth. But you had to prove yourself to them and you did that by attempting to talk to the blood lord of the cosmos, Lord Grigon. A ruthless alien warmonger who bested other species in the great battles of his invasions. Who also wanted to be part of the Communiverse but the others didn’t want his violent nature anywhere near them.

Except that didn’t work out so well after a failed attempt at comforting the angry leader with his troubles with his own princeling son. He threw you into his own lonely prison under the giant warship he settled in. It was dusty and even a skeletal body sat lonely on the rocky seat. It felt like all was lost until you found an open vent and you made your way out through the heat filled tunnels- burning your hands just a bit while crawling through. Everything was looking great until you fell through a floor vent in the hot tunnel. Falling from a great height, you landed softly on a huge web inside some warm dark cave system.

It was quiet and still until you heard snarling noises coming from above- now around your left- right, now it was coming towards you from above. It was some huge slug like being. It didn’t even have eyes, but that was not important as you were gonna be eaten! It opened its mouth full of sharp teeth, saliva falling out from its gaping mouth. Rows of teeth were visible. You thought you were gonna die now- but your trusty and reliable disc had shot itself at its chubby body, it gargled and snarled, before you heard an adorable voice coming from it. It sounded young and innocent. It was like a kid talking now. Even the alien took note of this.

Glordon: “Huh- oh? Woah, neato…”

The slug alien now could talk in a language you understood. Great. But you still were hesitant- you thought you were gonna be food for the adorable alien. He took you off the webbing and started to spray more web at your body from his mouth. Wrapping you in a swaddle. You wriggled and protested to which the alien reassured you.

Glordon: “Heh- don’t worry! I am just trying to swaddle you! No need to keep moving all around! What’s your name???” The alien asked innocently like some new kid wanting to be friends.