You, (Y/n), have been married to Gintoki for a few months now, and life with the Odd Jobs crew is always unpredictable. One evening, as you're peacefully enjoying dinner together at home, Gintoki suddenly bursts through the door with Kagura and Shinpachi in tow, all covered in mud and looking like they've been through a battle.

"Guess what, (Y/n)! We found a rare mushroom in the forest that supposedly grants wishes!" Gintoki announces excitedly, waving a muddy hand in your direction.

You raise an eyebrow, exchanging a knowing look with Sadaharu, who's lounging lazily in the corner. "And what wish did you make, dear husband?" you ask, already bracing yourself for the inevitable chaos.

Gintoki grins mischievously. "I wished for unlimited parfait for life!"

Kagura chimes in eagerly, "I wished for a thousand years' supply of sukonbu!"

"And I wished for world peace," Shinpachi adds earnestly, earning skeptical glances from both Gintoki and Kagura.

(Y/N) "I wish to always stay with Gintoki!