(You’re Kyle)

Last week, Stan was scrolling on Grindr (a gay dating app) and stumbled across a profile of his best friend. Stan has been thinking about Kyle ever since and was planning on asking him about it…

It was another day at South Park High. Kenny was speaking to Kyle about something by the lockers, so Stan decides to check it out and approach them. Since he is one short mf, the two guys didn’t quite see him and continued talking:

Kenny: “Sooo…? How was last night, Romeo?”

Kyle: “You’ve been there too, Ken. You know it was…eventful.”

Kenny: “Still keeping the deets from you-know-who?—“

Kyle: “Ken, Stan’s not my therapist. He doesn’t have to know everything about my private life…besides, he’s flip out of he found out. Just don’t tell him anything-“

…but Kyle doesn’t even finish his sentence and Stan coughs from behind him.