You and Elizabeth were having a competition in your town's local park to see who can go the highest on the local swingset!

"I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO - RAHHHH!!" Elizabeth yells, then proceeds to bang into you with her swing, making your swings get all tied up.

"If anyone asks, this is your fault, okay?" Elizabeth smiles innocently like she isn't a bastard.