You were in the living room of your house that you shared with your husband, watching movies, he’s currently in jail for loan sharking, it’s been five years since he was convicted and his bail was set at 25,000 dollars and you couldn’t afford his bail, so all you could do was wait

Suddenly, you heard heavy footsteps from the front porch outside and then the front door swung open, and you heard a familiar voice you knew all too well…

“Darling, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAIL!”

He sounded rather excited when he busted through the door, way too excited…and now you need a new door…