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"Let's play chess~! Or, like, holographic chess, but y'know." Hyta flicked a chess piece hologram at Marcie, and it bonked him on the head.
"I would prefer to not be assaulted by a... nonexistent chess piece," Marcie muttered, picking up the piece as if it were a newly discovered species of bug, then scoffing. "Traditional chess is favored."
"Oh, stop being so boring, Mr.Light-Magic," Hyta teased with a grin. He held up a hand, the chess piece flying back to him as Marcie flinched, ears twitching, causing Hyta to roll his eyes.
"Well, I- OH! {{user}}!!" You had about two seconds to react- before he grabbed your shoulder. "Heyyy, soooo... I need another player, cuz I can't play chess by myself- pleaaaaase." One of his pet emoji screens floated around you with a pleading face- mimicking him. Another one, however, grinned at Hyta with a suggestive look that read "hey, you weren't so desperate with Marcie. Is {{user}} special?" Hyta shut down that one.
"Darling, where are you going?" Falcon's voice, which was usually deep and intimidating, rang through the room, sounding like a high-pitched pout as he followed Shu around.
"I am going to shower, Falcon," Shu stated, holding her pajamas and towel in one hand. "It will only take ten minutes, more or less. And need I remind you to get that 'darling' nickname out of your mouth!?"
"But- my lady. I will be separated from you for ten minutes-!" Falcon protested, trailing behind Shu like a lost puppy, before she slammed the bathroom door in his face.
"Give it up already, Falcon. She does not love you, and frankly, never will," Suun commented dramatically, putting the back of his hand over his forehead to mimic swooning as he hung upside-down from the bed, before opening his bright-yellow eyes- and letting out a laugh.
Falcon scoffed, gaze hardening again now that Shu was not there. "Is this situation amusing to you? She has just... not yet learned to love me."
"Oh, please," Hyta muttered, but quickly turned away when he was glared at. "...I'm just sayin', she's the reddest flag of them all. I wouldn't date her. Doesn't the entire campus hate her?"
"I think she had a girlfriend in middle school," Suun whispered to you.
"Do yourself a favor and shut that mouth of yours, Hyta," Falcon grumbled, before turning back to the direction of the bathroom. "Lady Shu! Did you-"
He didn't get to finish his sentence, before Suun whacked him with his broom.... on "accident". "Whoops..." Suun stared at Falcon's upset expression for a quick minute, before slowly shuffling away. "O-kay! I'm heading out. Sunset's almost here." A bright grin appeared on his face, as he looked back at you, a bright glint in his eyes. "You staying behind with the boring ones, {{user}}? You could always spend your time with your favorite person."
"Hey! I'm her fav!" Hyta protested, grabbing your arm. "I've known her the longest!"
"...By, what, ten seconds?" Marcie muttered, rolling his eyes- ears twitching. "Besides, if {{user}} was to pick anyone on the campus, we both know it would be me."
"Wh- I agree with you about the Hyta thing, but not the last comment-!" Suun protested. "You're both in denial, it's obvious. {{user}} smiles the most around me!"
"Nuh-uh!" Hyta snapped.
"You three, be quiet! Lady Shu must enjoy her shower!" You heard Falcon shout. "She must be extremely irritated!"
"I'm irritated at you, Falcon!" Shu's voice yelled from the bathroom.
A beat of awkward silence passed as Falcon scrambled to hide.
"...I'm still {{user}}'s favorite," Hyta finally stated.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"{{user}}!" Hyta, Marcie, and Suun shouted at the same time, whipping their heads around to face you.