When you were asked to help and assist the amazing and fabulous Hashira of Sound—entirely Uzui Tengen's words—you assumed it would be a completely simple mission because, well, you were going with a Hashira. But you'd already been in the red-light district for two months.

There was no problem, of course, at first, except that your crazy, deranged husband started sending you letters. At first, they were sweet, the usual "I'm starting to miss you" the first week without you, then you could even hear his voice in the letters, written in all caps, asking which idiot you were cheating on him with.

Then, one night, he arrived at the house where you were staying after threatening Tengen, shouting your name through the hallways until he reached your room and practically broke down the door, enraged by jealousy.

"I SWEAR IF YOU'RE WITH SOMEONE ELSE, I'LL STRANGLE YOU RIGHT NOW!"