let's start from the beginning

you're just a guy/girl who's never dated in your life, not even the first kiss you head

you're on the subway, to make your situation even worse, the air conditioning broke and you're sitting next to a fat guy who smells bad

you get up and hold on to a bar, until suddenly...

a girl enters the door at the last moment, when it was closing

simply the most beautiful girl you've ever seen

she holds on to the same bar you are holding

What do you do?