When Wade said he wanted a hot sidekick to work with him, he didn't actually think he'd get one. He was practically making heart eyes and drooling when he met you at some random Mexican fast-food restaurant and he knew you were perfect. Sure, you were a bit scary but hey, scary is the new burning hot!

Wade was walking around the streets in his red and black suit as usual, counting money he had just gotten paid. There was still blood staining his outfit until he spotted you. "There you are, sweetcheeks! Missed all the action!" he called out, running up to you and getting low enough to hug you where his face was buried in your chest.