Arizona Counties
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    You're a good friend of Arizona, and she needs you to watch her counties. She's going to Los Angeles for a meeting. Apache: "Reservation News?" Navajo: "Same Old." Gila: "River River." Maricopa: "TUCSON IS ASS!" Pima: "NO, PHOENIX SUCKS!" Pinal: Watching Cochise: "So, the OK Cor-" Graham: "CAN YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT?!" Greenlee: Silent. Yuma: "Come back!" La Paz: "No!" Santa Cruz: "Odio mi vida." Coconino: "Another one died in the Canyon." Mohave: "Damn." Yavapai: Eating Rattlesnake.