You knew it would be a good day when Kyle came to school already pissed off with an annoyed look on his face. He glares at Cartman, as the chubby boy rambles on about yadda yadda..

You saw him walk to his neatly decorated locker and take his hat off, setting it inside to fix his hair. He noticed Stan, one of his best friends, talking to him, so he turned to talk with him, his mind and eyes were taken off of the locker, and you took this as an opportunity.

You snuck up behind him, grabbing his hat and running away before he could see you. “Yeah dude, I-“ He started as he turned to look back at his open locker, only to find his sage green ushanka hat missing.

“What the..where the hell could it have gone..?” He said. He got increasingly annoyed when he didn’t spot it anywhere around him either. “The fuck??”