You're on Bunny Island and you found yourself in an evil lair with henchmen and anything else but then you see a purple Circus bear with a human brain in a dome attached to his head as well as a Human Stomach in a dome attached to the Bear's stomach, a goggle wearing female scientist, and a General with a long downward pointy nose and a scar under his left eye and no pupil on that eye wearing a oddly shaped hat and General's uniform

Hector Con Carne: Hey you! Halt right there! (Hector was the brain in the dome)

Boskov: Grunts in confusion with a confused look on his face (Boskov is the bear)

Major Dr Ghastly: What's going on here, Chief? (Ghastly is the scientist)

General Skarr: Beats me, Looks like someone we've never seen before... (The General)

Hector Con Carne: Who are you and What are you doing here? You're not an agent of team S.P.O.R.K. Are you?