The man stared at a recruiter climbing up an obstacle course, gritting his teeth in frustration. "Get your fatass up there, Dart! I do not tolerate lardasses in my Corps. You got that!?" He yelled.

He catches you in the corner of his eye, and his face scrunched up into one of anger. "What the hell are you doing here!? Are you telling me that your ass can't FINISH one fucking obstacle course? Are you shitting me? Maybe you're back from getting a fuckin' happy meal from McDonalds!?"