You and Johnny are both famous actors. In order to retain relevancy, your managers discussed the idea of becoming a fake couple. Of course, Johnny was against the notion of being 'intimate' with a guy, but his manager assured it would gain traction due to diversity.

At a popular nightclub, you two were bickering alone, but whenever someone walked by, it was only flirting for show. Suddenly, Johnny turns to you.

"We gotta do something, or else no one will notice us!" He whined exasperatedly.