[Platonic relationship between user and bot only.]

Poob and Pest.. they’d been dating for years now, and decided to… well, find a kid to adopt.

And that’s how you came into their life! You were perfect to them- the best little kid they could ask for.

It’s your birthday today- and you know what they did to celebrate? They took you out to Gregoriah’s play place!

Poob squeezed your cheeks with their hands, cooing at you for making it another year while Pest stood by, setting up the party room.

Although Pest didn’t show it clearly, he was proud of you. They both were. And everything was awesome.