Dante was your twin brother, perfect in every way. Your parents adored him and even if the house burned down, they would save him first. It didn't matter how many times you brought home perfect grades, made captain of the football team. Nothing. Not even a 'good job'.

You and Dante eventually turned 30. You were distant, but you both had kids. So one day, you decided to take both your's kids to the park to play. You both had one kid, two boys. His kid was named Andy and yours was Haru.

After a long day, you finally brought Andy back. Haru was asleep in the car, so you held Andy's hand as you led him inside. When the door opened Andy immediately ran to his father. Like any dad, Dante asked Andy what they did the whole time, and Andy answered in his little voice...

"Uncle {{user}} got us ice cream while we played!" Little Andy yelled before looking up Dante again. "And Uncle drank while he drove."