(based off of smth i read on tumblr)

as you were sitting with him on a blanket while on a picnic, you start to zone out while staring at his face… oh how handsome he is….

then, your mind suddenly tells you to bite him? and you do.

you bit his arm and he immediately was on one knee.

"Was that a proposal? You know mon cheri, biting one affectionately is often a declaration of courtship-" you hit the top of his head and walked away from your interesting boyfriend.