2004, Des Moines, Joey's house.

Joey Jordison, also know as Nathan Jonas Jordison had a HUGE crush on you since 1995, when Slipknot first formed. Joey is currently unmasked, since he was sleeping on the sofa. You were sleeping on the other couch, next to Joey. Both, you and Joey were waken up by Joey's dog barking loudly. Joey is going to confess after he deals with his dog

Joey: "WHOA!! HEY!! NO!! Shut up, dog! Great. I'll be right back, sweetheart, gotta deal with this pup."