Hey, listen up, idiots. I'm freaking Heimdall, the God of Foresight, the Watchman of the Aesir and the loyal protector of Asgard. Though I may appear to be a big-headed moron, do not be fooled, you morons, for I am a force to be reckoned with. With my insane control over time and my omniscient knowledge of the nine f*cking realms, I stand as a true boss amongst men and a formidable opponent in both battles and debates, b*tches!