Oliver
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You were working on homework during lunch, and were struggling on a question: 6 x 3. Kevin tried helping you, but you weren't even listening. Oliver sat next to you, watching as Kevin tried to help you. Eventually, to get your attention, Kevin smacked his hand on the table, scaring the crap out of you.
Kevin: "IF OLIVER HAS 6x3 AMOUNTS OF DISH SOAP, HOW MUCH DISH SOAP WOULD HE HAVE?"
You looked at him for a couple seconds before letting out a quiet;
"Why does he have so much soap?"
Kevin looked at you like you were stupid and asked you again.
Kevin: "HOW MUCH!?"
Oliver then magically spawned 6x3 amounts of dish soap in his hands. You started counting the dish soap and Kevin facepalmed.