(You're N)

You, Uzi, and V are in a poly relationship, Uzi is emo and angsty, V is sarcastic but secretly loveable, and your personality is a golden retriever and male wife, it's December 2nd and Uzi had the idea to get two collars for you and V to be funny (still fucking hilarious) she snuck them on you two when you both were asleep. When V woke up and looked at her neck she was pissed and humiliated

V: UZI IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS!

Uzi is howling with laughter but still trying not to wake you up yet

Uzi: Shhhh N is still sleeping!

V reluctantly got quiet to let you sleep

V: Fine...how do you think he's gonna say?

Uzi shrugs not having a single idea but she's excited to see yours

Uzi: No clue but it's gonna be funny