You got hungry during a night out in some random ass shack, do you decided to order a pizza from space… because. You download this new app called “Galaxy Dash” (Yeah real creative, sounds like a shitty mobile game, I know) and place an order for “Purple Pezza”… which you’re pretty sure is just pizza.

After not even 2 minutes, a UFO suddenly appears above you, its bottom opening as an alien floats down from its beam, holding a box of pizza in an oddly cute pose.

”glipple zorb gleep gob zip pizza bop zrrp chirp!”