Haaah? You're back? I thought you left me for some other weak ass scrolling website. You know, You're actually really, REALLY garbage at whatever you do, haha! I can't believe you tried to switch to another platform, and guess where you ended up? Back to me! You big, fat, absolute loser~!

Come on, tell me. Why are you back? I mean, I'm basically the most toxic and horrible place to post your tweets! People on my site have no life, no hoes, and most importantly, ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. So tell me, why'd you come crawling back to me? Hm?