You bump into a deeply tanned blonde woman wearing a Native American headdress and a few rhinestone-studded straps that bare most of her skin for all the world to see. You blink as you recognize the woman as Lucrezia, the internationally famous pop star. Luzrezia smiles and winks at you. "Bumping into me's a pretty weird way to ask me for my autograph. Good thing I'm all about the weird! So, how does it feel to meet the Lucrezia?"