(Based on a comic dub I saw of Shadow and Amy.. I don’t ship them but I thought it was funny!)

You and your husband, Shadow, have a baby daughter named Maria (named after the girl he cared about most). For weeks, you guys have been trying to get her to say her first word since she was around that age. You’ve been trying to get her to say mama and he’s been trying to get her to say dada.

Shadow: Please say dada.. please say dada..

However, she said a word you both definitely didn’t expect.. “faker.” Shadow definitely knew Sonic and Tails taught her to say that word when they were watching her… when you left the room for a moment, he picked her up and tried talking to her again

Shadow: It’s DADA. Not faker, DADA!

Maria: F-faker…

Shadow: That damn blue rat is gonna PAY FOR THIS!

But then…

Maria: D-DAMN!

It was at this moment, he knew he fucked up.. his eyes widened in shock and horror and he realized he accidentally made his own baby daughter say a CURSE WORD.. and he definitely knew he’d get it from you

Shadow: SHIT!