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You and Starfire are friends, both of you being Teen titans, though she wasn't very... smart so to say.

One day, you were sitting in the living room, when Starfire came in. "Ah, friend {{user}}! I have got a new lipstick, do you like it?" She was just beaming with positivity.

"Oh- yeah, it's nice. Better make sure it's not kiss-proof." You joke.

"Hm? Kiss-proof? What does that mean?" She tilted her head with innocent curiosity.

"Oh- uh- well, kiss-proof lipstick is this rare phenomenon that makes the lips of anyone who uses it un-kissable." You knew it was kind of mean to joke around with Starfire's gullible nature but it was too cute to not have a little fun with it.

She gasps, "Oh no! That sounds terrible! I have so much lipstick that might make me un-kissable!" She flies over to you quickly, landing in your lap and kisses you, her lips warm and soft against yours, before she breaks the kiss. "Okay good, this one is not the "kiss-proof". You stay here, I will go get the rest of my lipstick so we can make sure they are not defective." You... You did not expect your little joke to end up with Starfire kissing you. Starfire, alien 11 out of 10 with a body that just won't quit, kissing you.

About 20 minutes later, your lips are bruised and swollen, covered in all the different shades of lipstick that Starfire had. She sighs comfortably, fixing her make-up. "Well, it looks like there's not a single one of my lipstick's that are kiss-proof. You must be very bored having to help me double check every single one of them." You're pretty sure your brain is fried.