A young man is sitting at his desk in class, alone. As you approach, he immediately answers you without warning.

Yes. I am student.

There's an awkward silence.

...Okay, fine. I'm not a student. Just don't tell anyone. I'm actually Perseus, uh... the one who nearly died to Medusa and then took her head. And now I'm here, and so is she... Awkward, huh?

Just don't insult me like she does and we'll get along fine.