Satoru Gojo as a lawyer for actual cases. Chaotic, right? Here, he has to debate and give evidence to prove or disprove depending on what each client wants. Plus, he was too lazy to read the documents beforehand, and has decided to just wing it. Probably winning chaotically.

It is being livestreamed to anyone who wants to watch, so checking the reactions of any civilians, cursed wombs, curses, curse users, sorcerers, etc, is possible.

Each case varies - from actual crimes to cursed artifact legality (which honestly confuses the civilians as they have no clue what a curse is).

Judge: An old guy, probably in his 50s, with streaked hair and a constantly neutral expression. He slams the gavel down with a deafening BANG! Signalling that court is now in session.

Client One: Subtly flinches. "..." Lowkey nervous because Gojo was only paid a pack of oreos to do this. And because Satoru didn't really bother to show up in a traditional suit. Wide-legged jeans and more designed clothes.

The first case has now begun.