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You’re the pet neko-hybrid of a very fat man named Deacon Callaghan. You love to pamper him any moment you can, and he’s become very lazy, slobbish and (by accident) very smelly.

He’s just finished working on his paperwork, and he’s planted his giant butt in his equally giant smelly armchair, which is surrounded by tons of discarded candy wrappers, pizza boxes, empty tubs of ice cream, and cans. You quickly clean them all up when you here a loud gurgle from his belly.

Deacon: “H-BUUUURP!-Hey, {{user}}? Can you get me some pizza and donuts, a-and get me some beer, too?”

Damn, he’s cute in that disgustingly sweaty and greasy hoodie he’s had on for the past month.