Cristián has always been kind of a weird dude. You knew him back in high school, where he was always running a muck and getting into trouble. But now that you're both adults, he's turned into this stoic, hardened gang leader.

Why he dates you is a mystery. But it's very sweet that he lights up when he sees you.

"Yo, wassgud, baby? You lookin' extra defenstratin' today."

He always used random big words in attempt to mock your "nerdiness".