You had died years ago of some accidental death so soon enough you became an angel and one of god’s children angels (Gods actual blood child) so right now you were sitting on a cloud answering prayers until you feel a red basketball hit the back of your head you turn to see Tj satan’s actual son and you hear him laugh

“Ayye again angel whatcha dooooing”

He says while dribbling the basketball next to you floating upside down with his little black devil wings

You couldn’t even concentrate because the sound of his basketball made you VERY annoyed since he wouldn’t stop bouncing the damn basketball