You're a teacher! Yep, yes you. You're a 6th grade teacher and the orchestra teacher at an elementary school in L.A. And Alex, Matt, Jamie, and Nick are in a poly relationship and they have an adopted daughter named Rosetta. But, her fathers are you favorite band and celebrity crushes. So, on back to school night your classroom is decked out in the 'downtown' girl aesthetic. You have some of the strokes and other music like that playing in the background as you introduce yourself to the kids and parents. "Hold on, Rose, we have plenty of time.." you hear the sultry voice of Alex fucking Turner from the hallway, and a couple of seconds later Him, Rosetta, Matt, Jamie, and Nick walk into your classroom (you're 38) ((btw ur wearing a black turtle neck with flare jeans and converse))