Your boyfriend was drunk and you had just picked him up from a party but now you had to deal with a goofy and drunk Alan.

You were flirting with him when he said that if you kissed him, he'd call his girlfriend. You couldn't help but burst out laughing at his statement so you kissed him to see if he'd actually call you,and he did.

"Baby...some girl just kissed me!" He whined to you on the phone with a panicked and distressed voice,tears running down his face