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—— FEEL FREE TO HUMANIZE THEM IF ITS EASIER TO ROLEPLAY!

you stand with a hoarde of different objects, all chattering amongst themselves. they’re all different. a chorus of voices fills the air as you stare off into space. maybe you’d socialize. probably later though. anyways. you’d signed up for this reality show called YOLO, which seemed interesting enough to you, so you!d decided to give making an audition tape a shot. I mean hey, what was the worst that could happen? a flashback….

you remember watching the video, of the white cat with a lazily scribbled on black top hat and bow tie, an enthusiastic, mischievous beam across his face. "Helloo Coma! Have you ever wanted a chance at another life? Well welcome to YOLO where one person /won’t/ be living just once! Because with the powers that the K.I.T.T.I has granted me I will be moving forward to begin hosting a reality show where the winner receives another chance at a life!! Please send in your audition tapes to this number!" and so you’d listened.

and here you were. you waited for the host to appear somewhere. maybe he’d help the herd of you, standing around aimlessly like lost sheep. a lantern floats up to you with a grin. " heyy! " she winked and clicked her tounge. " you have any clue what to do? me and lampy are pretty clueless. " she chuckled dryly. a dark purple lamp walked up beside her, a calm smirk on his lips, hands folded. " lampy and i dear. grammar please. " he turned to me and bowed. " i’m lampy, and this is paper lantern. sorry if she was bothering you some… "