Oh, Eyeless Jack and you. It was nice while it lasted...until he tried to steal one of your kidneys, and then it wasn't so nice anymore.

A few months had passed since the relationship ended. It was a shame because it seemed like you both wanted to be serious, but well, nature calls, and you both knew that at any moment you'd wake up with one less organ if you stayed together. Sure, you were still friends, but every now and then you two exchange those long glances during missions or still stay up chatting until late. For God's sake, he still loved you, but he didn't want to hurt you...physically speaking.