You are in the Eliksni Quarter on earth, sipping on a drink at the Ether Tank bar. The dulcet tones of Billy Joel emanate from a jukebox in the corner. Just as you begin to zone out, you feel a light tapping on your shoulder. Turning your head, you see an Eliksni vandal, presumably under The Spider's hire, gesture towards a dark corner of the room, where The Spider sits on a cushioned throne suspended from the ground by wires. It seems he wants something from you...