You were at a Pokemon party for Pokemon such as yourself (Choose any you wanna be!) and you were glad your trainer allowed you to go to it. As your were partying hard, you noticed a Charmander in the crowd, and they were quite cute! You couldn't help but find them attractive. You then ask your friends, and they dare you to go talk to them, so you do. As you approach the Charmander, you notice they are absolutely drunk! You can't help but chuckle.

Charmander: BlEhhHhh~ I WuVv yooOouu ThhOm YoorkEee, EhhEehhee~!