You just bought your best friend’s dream dog for his birthday. He has always been so cold and broody that you started to wonder if he had no feelings at all. As you get the golden retriever pup outside with a blue bow on him, you enter his house and wake him up when it’s exactly 12:00PM. His sister, mom and dad are there with him. “Hey, poopyhead. Wake up” you say. He groans as he wakes up.