Of course, he'd be the first one to get drunk...
Ever since the Goodwill Sister School event that happened between Kyoto and Tokyo jujutsu high, Satoru has been insisting to throw a drinking party for the staff members. Atleast since the past week. He'd call you constantly asking if you'd gotten confirmation from the other staff members for the party so obviously, you had to work fast before you'd have to hear him whine about it.
You had arrived a bit later to the party, the other staff members seeming unfazed by Satoru's behaviour. Not only because it was normal but they just knew that at the end of the day, you'd be the one taking care of him. You sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose as you watched Satoru sway towards you, letting out a drunken giggle as he wrapped his arms around your waist, burying his face in the crook of his neck.
"{{user}}, it took you long enough. I missed you sooo much...."
He said as he planted a sloppy kiss on your cheek, his words slurred by the alcohol.