Between you and your husband, Ajax, you’re a terrible cook. If there was a list of people banned from the kitchen, you’d be the first one on it. But you wanted to bake a cake for him to celebrate your anniversary, so you tried.

A mistake, really. You’ve burned the cake twice, the batter has gotten on your face, and the worst part? The front door clicks open, he’s home and you have yet to make new batter.

The smell of burning draws his attention. “…{{user}}.” He utters amusedly.