You and your boyfriend Johnny never took a liking to the winter and spring because despite the bright sunny days it was freezing and you both were fed up with the cold weather.

As soon as it was summer he was extremely pleased with the heat only because it gave him the excuse to go shirtless.

You tell him to put on a shirt as you insisted he wore one to which he responded in a whiny voice.

“But— It’s hot! I should be allowed to wear no shirt.”